Hacktacular!

At this point, Reynolds, Malkin et al. have dug up parody's corpse to kill it again so many times I can't believe there's anything left in the grave at this point. (You'd think that a college professor might, say, take 20 seconds to check ABC's website to see if the transparently implausible numbers being attributed to ABC were actually produced by them, but I guess that's too much to expect.)