>> Saturday, October 24, 2009
So, I read in the Times that Obama's eliminated some bureaucratic hurdles by declaring the swine flu outbreak a national emergency. His decision makes sense to me, because if flu activity currently rivals its annual winter peak, this season's peak could tower over Everest like some dread Olympus Mons. By signing the order now, Obama frees hospitals to prepare for the worst by, for example, "issu[ing] waivers expediting health care facilities' ability to transfer patients to other locations." Sounds logical, right? However:
The declaration allows hospitals to apply to the Department of Health and Human Services for waivers from laws that in normal times are intended to protect patients’ privacy and to ensure that they are not discriminated against based on their source of payment for care, including Medicare, Medicaid and the states’ Children’s Health Insurance Program.Do you know what this means? The government now has the power to segregate certain people (wink conservatives wink) on the basis of how they pay. Where do you think all those Cadillac owners are going to end up? In the hospitals, with doctors, in armories, because Obama knows he'll need guns to keep conservatives away from theirs. The National Guard will be mobilized, then the "debate" over health-care reform will end as will America, as a permanent state of martial law will be declared on account of the continuing swine flu crisis.
As a practical matter, officials said, the waiver could allow a hospital in danger of being overwhelmed with swine flu patients to remove them, and any emergency room visitors suspected of having the illness, to a location such a local armory to segregate such cases for treatment.
This has been another edition of "Tomorrow's Conservative Talking Points Today." Gah.