Conservatives Pretending To Care About Sexism

Example 1: The simple act of criticizing Sarah Palin is sexism. Really: you don't even need an implausible story about what's sexist about the criticism, the fact that there's a book critical of Palin is good enough.

Example 2: Calling a Republican woman accused of excessively sane policy positions a "cow that had a rear leg chopped off by an M-60 machinegun": -- teh funny!