Four-month old engages in unhealthy lifestyle; denied health insurance

Ask your doctor if cultural hysteria is right for you.

Couple of notes:

(1) "Obesity" among infants is currently defined by the CDC by taking what was the 95th percentile of height-weight among infants 30 years ago and treating anything above that as "obese."

(2) This definition is based on no data regarding any correlation between infant weight and present or future health risk.