>> Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tomorrow at 1 p.m. Eastern, the only bowl game that matters will be played. Obscure alum SEK will be joined by the LGM regular who, because the Internet's not nearly so big as you think it is, just so happened not to laugh his Honors Thesis out of academia, John Protevi, in begging the Louisiana State University Fightin' Tigers to beat the Nittany Lions of Paterno Family Professor in Literature at Penn State, Michael Bérubé, and Penn State alum John Protevi in the Capital One Bowl.
Is that a win-win or a lose-lose proposition for one of them? The world will never know. (Unless, of course, John decides to tell us.)